Q: Do I actually have to ride a horse or help birth a baby cow like in that movie City Slickers?

A: Our horses aren’t so much for riding, but rather, for interaction. As for delivering calves, well, you never know exactly what you’ll experience while at Vista Caballo.

Q: This isn’t a cult is it? Because I’ve read a lot of bad things about cults.

A: You’ll be relieved to know we are not in fact a cult. However, Vista Caballo is a truly unique experience and therefore only offered to a select few by personal invite (or by way of referral from a friend or Vista Caballo graduate).

Q: What’s Vista Caballo’s dress code?

A: Clothes and shoes that you won’t mind getting dirty, and plenty of each, since the nearest laundry is several miles away.

Q: Is there access to an Internet connection, television and my cell phone?

A: Sorry. But any of those would defeat the whole point of your experience here. That being said, a central landline is available for the outside world to make contact with you in the event of a true emergency.